Great North Swim 2011 – Learnt To Swim (ish)

I had been chastened by my first experience of open water swimming.  I knew where I’d gone wrong though.  The whole event, from getting changed into my wetsuit, to actually attempting to swim, had been overshadowed by a sense of panic.  I knew that I needed to get back into the open water again at the earliest opportunity, except this time, I needed to relax.  The water had been cold, but it wasn’t that cold!

Having said this, I still had a degree of panic about me.  I decided that I needed to get as much swimming in as possible before the event if I was to have a hope in hell of covering a mile.  In fact, the following day, I set my alarm clock for 5am, in order for me to get up and go to the pool before work.

Fortunately, the following Monday presented the first opportunity for me to jump back into Salford Quays.  This time, I was more confident about what I was doing.  I was going to relax.  I was going to get in the water as I had done last time; sit on the side of the pontoon, dip my feet in, then just slide in!  However, this time, rather than heading off to start doing circuits like everyone else did, I stayed near the pontoon for a couple of minutes, treading water and sculling.  I dipped my head under a couple of times until I was comfortable doing that.  I also had a bit of help in that I’d met my friend Mike in the queue for the swim, which I think also helped me to relax a bit.

So I set off.  I did alright!  OK, I had a habit of swimming to the left a lot, so that I would end up heading straight for the wall of the Quay or even down a separate canal at one point; I was overtaken by pretty much everyone else who was swimming, but I did alright!  In fact, it actually became quite enjoyable!  So much so, that I did a second lap.  And a third.  And then I thought I might as well do a fourth and prove I could do a mile!  So, I did!  I don’t know how long it took me, I’m sure my technique was rubbish, but it was good just to know “Hey, I can do this!”  Of course, the best thing was that I didn’t have to get up at 5am again to go and practice!

In the weeks that followed, I tried to work on improving my technique.  I read various blog posts on how best to swim, including this one, which made reference to the Total Immersion style of swimming.  I tried to remember some of the points that were made when I was out in the Quays and incorporate them into my technique.  Now, I haven’t completed the Total Immersion course, I’ve just tried to gleam a few points from it – and I have to say, swimming got a lot easier for me!  In fact, on one occasion I swam three laps of the 750-metre course in Dock 9 – I wasn’t breaking any records, but for me, this was a revelation!

Yes!  I was ready for the main event!

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Great North Swim 2011 – Initial Preparation

“My inability to swim is no longer something to joke about.”

Those are the words that I sent to Jenny via text message on 26th May after I had attempted my first swim in “open water” at Salford Quays.

I am not a very good swimmer; I can swim, if the definition of swim involves thrashing about in the water with a great deal of effort for very little in the way of forward movement.  As such, I have been an infrequent visitor to the swimming pool for many, many years.  I don’t enjoy swimming.  It results in my feeling dizzy and tired.  I normally finish a session in the pool with a headache.

Given these facts, why did I sign up for the Great North Swim – a mile-long forray across a cold and choppy corner of Lake Windermere?  Simple: Peer pressure – I was not willing to suffer the taunts of Jenny and the rest of the Delaney clan.  So I signed up!

In the months leading up to the event, I took a “head-in-the-sand” approach to training – I did nothing about learning to swim.  When it got to a month before the date of the swim, I decided that I’d better get down to the pool and see how much of a mountain I had left myself to climb.  Jenny, who has the ability to glide through water with grace and consummate ease, was recruited to help me learn how to swim.  She found an online resource aimed at parents who want to teach their children how to swim: www.uswim.com.  We watched the “Stroke Development” videos, aimed at kids aged 3 and over.  We took notes.  We recited the points we needed to learn from each lesson.  We watched the techniques that were employed to develop a good freestyle stroke.  I called little “Johnny”, aged 6 years and 8 months, a bastard.

We headed down to Manchester Aquatics Centre a couple of times and things were progressing well; I seemed to have grasped the kicking element OK, even the “catch-up” freestyle was acceptable.  Breathing was more of an issue, but I was getting there.

The wet suit that I had ordered had arrived; Jenny was away with work, so I decided to grab the bull by the horns and head for Salford Quays on my own and try a bit of this open water swimming lark.  I arrived early and nervous.  I collected my card and paid for the session.  I took an age to get changed into my wetsuit.  I put my things in a locker, put my non-refundable 20p in the slot and then closed the door.  I then opened the door five seconds later to retrieve the compulsory swimming cap from the locker and then set about finding another 20p…

I stepped out onto the jetty and lowered myself into the cold water.  I looked around me and tried to copy what everybody else was doing; some people seemed to be doggy-paddling themselves out to the course, so I followed them.  They then started to do front crawl, so I put my face in the water and… no!  I was not happy about putting my face in the water at all.  I tried again one more time… no!  Definitely not.  So, I struggled around the course doing short, panicked breaths and doggy-paddle the whole time.  By the end of this solitary lap, my left calf had cramped up.  I had managed around 400 metres – in less than three weeks, I’d be expected to do over 1600 metres!  My inability to swim was no longer a laughing matter.

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Tri Central Has Gone Out Of Business

Just a quick public information announcement… Tri Central, the triathlon shop in Manchester, has ceased trading.  No longer in business.  Closed down.  Gone bust (?).  I feel that this should be stated in public, because their website is still operating and it is accepting orders.  In fact, there is nothing on their website to say that they are no longer trading.

This has caused minor inconvenience for me, but more major issue for someone known to me.  I personally cycled down to Trafford Park to buy a wetsuit a couple of weeks ago, to find that Tri Central was closed.  I rang the telephone number listed for them – 0161 748 1907 – the line has been disconnected.  I then went and spoke with one of the neighbouring businesses, who told me that their lease had ended the previous week and they had left without leaving a forwarding address.  The more major inconvenience also involved a wetsuit, this time hiring one.

Yesterday I found out that some time ago, a friend of mine had placed an order on the Tri Central website for hiring a wetsuit, which had been accepted and acknowledged, but then heard nothing since.  Her reason for hiring the wetsuit was the forthcoming Great North Swim, which is set to take place just 10 days from now.  Getting worried, my friend sent an e-mail to ask where her wetsuit was, to which she received the reply that no money had been taken from her card, so she would not be receiving her wetsuit.  I think this somewhat misses the point – it is entirely reasonable for a consumer to expect money to be taken when goods are dispatched, rather than at the point of order.  I also feel that it is extremely poor that a simple e-mail hasn’t been sent out to anyone who placed an order with Tri Central to say that they would not be receiving their goods.  Hopefully my friend will still be able to source a wetsuit from an alternative supplier at short notice, however this does not leave her with any time to train in the new suit.

The curious thing is, Tri Central is still kind of trading.  I am told that some of the coaches who used to operate from Tri Central have found an alternative endless pool facility in Wythenshawe; e-mail enquiries to the Tri Central site are being forwarded to these coaches and they will do wetsuit fitting sessions, etc.  However, again there is nothing to say this on the Tri Central website.

Tri Central – you’re either in business or you’re not.  It would be nice if your website was updated to inform your potential customers exactly what the state of play is, so they don’t end up wasting their time and yours.

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Cycled Places

This post is part of a continuing series which charts how I gained weight and then lost it.  If you would like to read the story from the beginning, these posts are being indexed on the About Marchie page, as and when they are published.

I’ve covered a fair few miles on my bike since I bought it in 2009.  I use it to get around town, but I’ve done quite a fair amount of longer distance riding, too.  Manchester to Chester and back is a journey I’ve done many times now – the Cheshire Cycleway provides a scenic route on quiet lanes that is a very pleasurable ride.

Puente Colgante between Portugalete and Getxo, near Bilbao

Puente Colgante between Portugalete and Getxo, near Bilbao

I’ve done a couple of tours with Jenny; we cycled the Lleyn Peninsula and from Santander to Bordeaux in 2010, in the spring of 2011 we did a lap of Anglesey.  These are great fun – the journey is the holiday.  You see everything – the world doesn’t whizz past in a blur, yet you can cover long distances if you need to.  You can plan if you want to, or not!  Either way, it’s always an adventure.  You get to meet people – it’s different, people are interested in what you are doing.  If you end up lost, people will always try to help you.  There’s always a story to tell when you’re done.

Start of the Staffordshire Peak Super-Grimpeur Audax Ride, August 2010

Start of the Staffordshire Peak Super-Grimpeur Audax Ride, August 2010

I’ve also taken part in some longer day rides – I’ve done one sportive, the 2010 Fred Whitton Challenge, however I’ve done many more Audax rides.  I like Audax rides more than sportives – the whole idea is that it’s a challenge, but not a race.  There is a time limit to complete the course, however there is also a minimum time – there are no winners; those who complete the ride are regarded equally, so long as they complete the ride before the cut-off point.  The Audax rides are cheap, organised but with a large element of self-sufficiency.  The distances involved vary from 50km “introductory rides” to anything up to 1200km or 1400km!  The furthest I have done is a 300km ride from Poynton in Cheshire to Newtown in Wales and back, which start at 11pm.  After this, I slept for 18 hours straight!  In either case though, you do get to see some fantastic scenery!

On the Staffordshire Peak Super-Grimpeur, August 2010

On the Staffordshire Peak Super-Grimpeur, August 2010

So, in terms of weight loss, I don’t know how much these rides have really done for me.  I think a daily routine of cycling into work rather than driving or taking public transport would be more beneficial for weight loss than the occasional long distance ride like these.  Having said that, if it’s something you can commit the time to cycling these kinds of distances regularly, you will undoubtedly see some weight loss benefits.  For me, these kinds of rides are good fun – I don’t do them with weight or fitness in mind, I just do them because I enjoy them.  However, you can go on a touring holiday and eat like a king every night, without having to worry that you’ll have put on half a stone by the end of it!

Cotes de Boeuf in Bordeaux, August 2010

Cotes de Boeuf in Bordeaux, August 2010

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Bought Bike

This post is part of a continuing series which charts how I gained weight and then lost it.  If you would like to read the story from the beginning, these posts are being indexed on the About Marchie page, as and when they are published.

My 2009 Dawes Galaxy laden with panniers and a tent

My Bike (laden with touring gear)

Jenny had got her bike in January of 2009 in order to start riding to work rather than getting the tram.  I encouraged Jenny in this, however, I myself had not cycled since I was a teenager!  This changed when I borrowed a bike off Gwion while visiting Byrdir in the summer. Jenny and I cycled down country lanes, down the beach, round the town and even on main roads!  We did 30 miles that day and it was absolutely fantastic!  I went out and bought a bike the very next week.

I felt that it was important to buy a bike that was fit for what I wanted to do on it.  I believe that a lot of people buy bikes that they end up hardly ever using, because they buy the wrong kind of bike.  A full-suspension mountain bike quickly loses its appeal when you’re mainly riding it on roads (a lot of unnecessary weight and wasted effort); equally, a carbon-fibre road bike might go like the wind, but you can’t carry a load on it.  So, I plumped for a touring bike – designed to ride on the roads, but robust enough to carry lots of luggage and it can cope with some light off-road riding too.  After two years of heavy use, I would have to say that I am happy with my choice – it is something I will write about in more detail in the future.  In the meantime, if you’re looking for some good ideas about what to look for in an everyday bike, you can’t go far wrong with this: http://lovelybike.blogspot.com/p/bicycles-for-everyday.html.

Riding a bike is an awesome way of getting around.  It is by far the most efficient form of travel ever invented and it is a huge amount of fun.  I started to use the bike for travelling pretty much anywhere; going grocery shopping a few miles away at The Unicorn in Chorlton, playing 5-a-side with my mates ten miles away in Altrincham, going to see my parents five miles away in Middletonheck, on a couple of occasions when I’ve had a spare afternoon, I’ve ridden forty-five miles to Chester!  Cycling is quick, cheap and convenient – it’s the best form of personal transport.

The other thing cycling is great for is losing weight, which is after all the point of this series of articles.  There’s a little poster on our fridge these days that has a drawing of a bike and a car on it; underneath the bike is written “this one runs on fat and saves you money”, while beneath the car it reads “this one runs on money and makes you fat”.  How true!

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MobileMe iDisk in a Corporate Environment

The organisation I work for has a small number of Apple Mac users, who for many years have been used to doing things their own way.  Recently, we upgraded their computers and operating systems to OS X 10.6 (Snow Leopard).

One of the bespoke applications that they use is Apple’s iDisk; until recently this was part of the .Mac package, however now it is known as MobileMe.  This application really isn’t suited to a corporate environment; its support of proxy authentication is very poorly implemented (that is to say it doesn’t work).  I have suggested various alternative solutions to our Mac users, namely using our FTP server, however for whatever reason they prefer to use the iDisk system.  This left me with a bit of a headache!

The organisation uses Microsoft Forefront Threat Management Gateway (Forefront TMG); whenever a user attempted to log in to the MobileMe account, it would hit the firewall and the login would fail.  The reason for this was because the request was not sent through with proxy authentication, i.e. the request was being sent out anonymously.  It is standard practice in a corporate environment to block anonymous traffic from getting out to the internet, for very sound reasons!  However, if you want iDisk to work from behind a firewall with proxy authentication, you will have to create exceptions.

I found that the way to get the MobileMe login process and the iDisk synchronisation and status to work correctly was to create a Domain Name Set in Forefront TMG and allow all users (including unauthenticated users) access to the set.  From my research, these are the domains that need to be added to the set in order to get things working properly:

  • www.mac.com
  • delta.mac.com
  • idisk.mac.com
  • configuration.apple.com
  • aosnotify.me.com
  • certinfo.me.com
  • certmgmt.me.com
  • fileservices.me.com
  • EVIntl-ocsp.verisign.com
  • EVSecure-ocsp.verisign.com
  • ocsp.comodoca.com

The ports that need to be open are 80, 443 and 5223.

NB: We don’t use any other MobileMe functionality other than iDisk in our organisation, so I have not done any research into getting any other features of MobileMe working in our environment.

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Ran Places

This post is part of a continuing series which charts how I gained weight and then lost it.  If you would like to read the story from the beginning, these posts are being indexed on the About Marchie page, as and when they are published.

On a couple of occasions in the past, I have tried my hand at running.  Back at school, there was a race called the Gatley which took place at the end of the Lent term.  I ran the race in my final year, finishing last.  Still, I was quite proud of my achievement; I had taken part and I had finished, unlike some.

I have ventured out for runs of my own accord, but these were very much occasional rather than as a matter of routine.  I would sometimes go for a jog around the woodland near my parents house, or run to or from lectures at university.  Indeed, not long after moving into our flat, I went for a morning run around the canals in the city centre – a distance of just over two miles.  It is a feat that I didn’t bother to repeat for some months afterwards!

What changed?  Simple, really – I met other people who ran, too.  My supervisor, Craig – fifty-something, yet had taken up running not long previously.  He wasn’t breaking any records, but he was enjoying himself.  If he can do it, why can’t I?

So I started running places.  I explored my city – I followed the canals to see where they went to, and turned round when I felt that I had had enough.  It turns out that one of these canals provides a pretty good route to the City of Manchester Stadium, so I started running to the match.  I ran to nearby parks and ran around them, then home again.  I ran to places of interest, just to take a look at them.

After around six or nine months of doing this, it turned out that I’d actually become quite fit.  10 kilometres was a distance that, in the past, I simply would not have contemplated running.  I had no idea just how far it was.  Yet through selling my car and walking or running to places, I discovered that, for me, 10 kilometres really isn’t that far at all.  It was a comfortable distance to run.

I decided to enter the Great Manchester Run, a 10-kilometre running event that takes place in my city each year.  Since then, I have entered many more races and joined a running club.  I’ve never been close to winning any races, but for me it is not about winning – it’s about the challenge of beating my own records, seeing how I have improved (or not!) and being involved in the excitement of an event!

So, once again: Change – start running regularly, a couple of times per week.  Discipline – keep it up!  Patience – it does take time, but you will get better and you will get fitter.

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Walked Places

This post is part of a continuing series which charts how I gained weight and then lost it.  If you would like to read the story from the beginning, these posts are being indexed on the About Marchie page, as and when they are published.

With moving home, changing jobs and no longer having access to a car, the most viable option for my daily commute was to… walk!  This was not because walking was my only option; there is a free bus service that runs every six minutes which goes more or less door-to-door, however I have never used this service – to be honest, I have never even considered using it!  I expect that the wait for the bus, the circuitious route the bus takes (necessitated by the available road routes through Manchester City Centre) as well as the regular stops for both letting people on and off the bus and for traffic lights means that the journey is probably slower than walking in any case.

My most direct route to work involves a walk that is 1.3km in distance. It takes me between fifteen and twenty minutes to walk this far at a normal walking pace.  Personally, I don’t believe this is a great deal of time at all; I would imagine that this is the case for most people.  So, walking a moderate distance of around 2.6km became part of my normal daily routine.

When I started walking to get to places, an amazing thing happened – I realised that the world in which I live really isn’t that big at all!  Pretty much everything I need in a typical day (place of work and grocery store) is within a fifteen minute walk of where I live.  Furthermore, rather than arriving at work tired, still picking the sleep from my eyes, I was arriving at work fresh and alert, ready for the day.

Previously, car ownership had warped my view of the world.  For example, when I was living and working with my parents, out in suburbia rather than in the city centre, the most direct walking route between home and the office was 1.5km in distance – only slightly further than my journey to work today.  The distance to my nearest grocery store/supermarket back then?  0.7km.  Zero-point-seven kilometres.  That is less than ten minutes walk in either direction.  However, to my eternal shame, I could probably count on one hand the number of times I chose to walk either of these journies when I owned my car.

Worryingly, in the UK, this kind of behaviour is increasingly normal.  It is now normal for people to drive distances that could have been walked by the time the car has been manouevred out of the garage, or by the time a parking space has been found near the destination.  It is increasingly normal for people to be fat or obese, too.  Coincidence or correlation?

My walk to and from work burns around 150 extra calories when compared with sitting on a bus or behind the wheel of a car.  150 calories is not really a great deal of energy – it’s about half a Mars bar.  However, with all other things being equal, 150 calories a day starts to add up; my walk to and from would potentially account for half a kilo of weight loss each month. 

Change: walk to work and the shops rather than drive.  Discipline: do it every day, even if it’s cold, wet and windy (this is what coats are for).  Patience: walking on its own won’t bring about significant weight loss quickly, however, over time, it will.

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Time To Hire A Publicist

Lakes Physio Flyer from the 2011 Fred Whitton Challenge featuring Marchie

Marchie crossing the line on the 2010 Fred Whitton Challenge

Above is a flyer that was handed out to riders in this year’s Fred Whitton Challenge.  It features me crossing the finishing line at last year’s event with a bloody big grin on my face!  I had no idea that my image was being used and I only found out about it because Jenny’s boss did the Fred Whitton this year and was given the leaflet!

Three points I’d like to make:

1) I’ve never had a massage from Lakes Physio, so I cannot endorse their service (though I’d be happy to give it a whirl and report back – hint hint!).
2) This is the only time I have worn a helmet since I took up cycling again as an adult.  A helmet was mandatory as part of the event’s rules, otherwise I would have gone without.  It was borrowed from Jenny for the day.
3) I’m not bothered that my image has been used, I find it quite funny!

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How To Lose A Customer: Manchester Piccadilly Ticket Office

I’m car free.  I sold my car three years ago and I’ve not missed it.  To get around, Jenny and I use our bikes and if we’re travelling longer distances, we will take the train.  In theory, the two are a great match – use the bike for your journey to and from the station, use the train to cover the distance.  However, in practice, taking bikes on trains in the UK can be a bit of a chore.  The cycle policies vary according to which of the twenty-two train operating companies happen to run the train you are travelling on; some require advanced reservations, some do not.  Then it can depend on the type of train you will be travelling on; some decent facilities, some have barely any.

The real variable however is the staff on the railways.  I must say that the vast majority of railway staff that I have dealt with have been friendly, helpful and courteous to us, despite us being abnormal passengers on account of us travelling with bikes.  We always try to play by the rules when it comes to the bikes, however when this has not been possible, I can only think of one occasion when a conductor has not done what they can to accommodate us.

Jenny and I are planning a holiday to Wales this summer.  The plan is to take the train down to Carmarthen and then cycle up the coast of Wales to Anglesey (or somewhere) and catch the train back.  There is a direct train from Manchester to Carmarthen, so yesterday I went to the ticket office at Manchester Piccadilly (operated by Virgin Trains) in order to buy the tickets and reserve our bikes onto the train.  I have bought tickets from this office dozens of times over the past three years, and each time I have found the staff to be friendly and helpful…  until yesterday.

Jenny is still of a suitably sprightly age to benefit from the 33% discount offered by holding a 16-25 Railcard.  It is a significant discount that is worth having, so I always buy these tickets whenever possible.  I have never needed the railcard to buy the ticket; we’ve only ever needed to show the railcard to the conductor on the train or when accessing the platform.  However, yesterday I was asked to show the railcard in order to buy the ticket.  I explained that I did not have the railcard with me, as it was in my girlfriend’s purse.

“I cannot sell you a ticket without seeing the railcard.”
“Really?  I’ve bought tickets from this office on plenty of occasions before and it’s never been a problem?”
“It is written in the terms and conditions of sale that if you are buying tickets from a manned station then you have to present your railcard when buying the ticket.”
“Is it?  I’ve genuinely never had a problem with buying tickets like this before!”

At this point, the lady serving me picked up a leaflet which detailed the applicable terms and conditions and started scanning it for the appropriate line to point it out to me.  I have never read the terms and conditions, which I am sure applies to 99% of people who buy train tickets.  Before she had found the relevant passage, I interjected:

“I’m not disputing the terms and conditions – it’s just that I’ve never had this issue before.  On one occasion one of your colleagues wrote on the ticket ‘CHECK RAILCARD’ – can you not do the same?”
(She made a quiet laugh of disbelief) “I cannot write on the ticket!”

By now she had found the relevant line in the size six small print and pointed to it.  I paid no attention.

“Is there any way you can sell me this ticket today?”
“No.  If my manager finds out that I have sold you a ticket without seeing the railcard then I’ll be in trouble.”

By this point I had gotten frustrated.  I had gone out of my way to go to the station and queued for a ticket and I had been prevented from completing this simple transaction, something which I have been able to do without issue many times in the past.

“Thank you for wasting my time!” I announced, before flouncing out of the office muttering some choice language under my breath, along with the word “jobsworth“.

Clearly, I was in the wrong and I have been in the wrong for many years.  The terms and conditions do indeed state that I need to present the railcard when buying the ticket.  Ironically, I could have walked to the ticket machine next to the ticket office and carried out a similar transaction without needing to present the card.  Still, rules is rules.

So, what should have happened? I would have been happy to have been educated; something along the lines of “I will sell you the ticket on this occasion, however please be sure to bring your girlfriend’s railcard with you next time.”  I’d have had no problem with that and I would have paid attention to the advice for next time.  Alas, it didn’t happen, and I left an unhappy customer.

The railways are an essential service for us; not using them is not an option.  One way or another, I will end up buying that ticket.  And indeed I already have; I appear to have found the answer: www.eastcoast.co.uk.   The online booking service on the East Coast Trains website allows you to make bicycle reservations!  I bought the tickets today from the comfort of my office chair without needing to queue and without having to contend with the variable of customer service.  It remains to be seen whether the reservations will appear in practice, however it looks good so far.  I am able to collect the tickets from the aforementioned ticket machine at no additional cost.  And we won’t need to show the bloody railcard until we’re on the train!

So, Manchester Piccadilly Ticket Office – a member of your team has let you down and it looks like you’ve lost a customer.

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